Why I am so extremely cool

When I was a child I was labeled as an "extremely gifted and talented" child, and was enrolled in very prestigious schools. I was never sure why everyone was so enamored with my skills; maybe it was because I wrote the musical score for Cats, or maybe it's because I invented cotton candy. Personally, I think my fame is due to the fact that I have created really good music videos for the likes of U2, the backstreet boys, Pat Benatar, Metallica, Queen, 50 cent, Barbara Streisand and so on. whatever the case, it's my life and I just gotta live it.
Tomorrow night we will be in our Home groups making music videos.
Bring costumes, accessories, and whatever else you need to make your video great.
Next week we'll be back at the church watching these videos.
Make your videos great! It's like the time I told Justin Timberlake, "Yo, J. It is very important that your videos are top- quality. Shoot for the stars and if you miss, chances are you'll land on the moon. Go big or go home J.T.!" And now look at him..

Ben Youngkin